Drunk and Dismembered
You whisper at Henry to wake up. Why are you whispering? There's apparently nobody around to hear you anyway… but it seems appropriate considering the surroundings. Eventually Henry stirs a bit, and finally opens one puffy eye to look at you. "George! You're alive! That's good; I was worried about what might happen when they split us up, but judging from the way you look, I'm guessing they-" (Henry suddenly coughs violently) "- they didn't beat on you nearly as much as I got. I guess I'm the lucky one."
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